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DOOM INC.
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dedicated musical guerrillas ready to disrupt and destabilize platforms
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musical psy-op with countless possibilities
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hope for anyone who stands in their way
Our Services
Hostile Takeovers
Band mates getting in the way of your pursuit of fame and notoriety? DOOM Inc. will step in and terminate anyone who stands between you and viral success.
Global Outreach
No matter where they are, we will find them for you and force your content on them with extreme prejudice
Disruption
Status quo not working for you? DOOM Inc. will blow it up so you can rebuild and start again.
Why Choose DOOM Inc.?
With several decades of experience destabilizing movements and subcultures that they cannot speak about due to the classified nature of their operations, DOOM Inc. will get the job done, no matter the stakes.
Testimonials
“I was promised good vibes but what I got was a ride in a van with a hood over my head and a dose of something that made my teeth vibrate for months. I don’t even remember recording for them but here we are on release day and that sure sounds like me. Single turned out great though.”
wkdzd
“They approached me on the street and said ‘wanna see a real fake smile?’ and made a slashing gesture near their mouths. Then they opened a briefcase full of wax lips. Next thing I know I was recording with a mouth full of wax. But damn if it didn’t work.”
FAK3 5MILES
“I was at load in and someone yelled ‘there’s nothing subpar about this snatch!’ and then I was grabbed and blindfolded. When I could see again I was in a vocal booth with a lyric sheet in front of me and they were pointing at it. So I sang my heart out. Then they returned me to the venue, right before soundcheck.”
jess scott of subpar snatch
Contact Us
Are you seeking the Destruction Of Oppressive Music? Are you in need of ruthless solutions for musical problems? Do you want help putting the content in discontent?